This month for our special Patreon episode we take a look at four, count ‘em 4!, Punisher movies and dig into why most of them don’t work. But one really, really does! And it has Thomas Jane in it! But not the one you’re probably thinking of, though given you listen to us, you probably are thinking of the correct one.

We touch on vigilantism, The Boondock Saints, lone gunmen, and more, so while we do have some laughs, yeah, some of this isn’t very funny. Dammit, Frank! Thanks for subscribing to our Patreon and we’ll make sure we do something more…light-hearted next time. Like, Blade…

Random bits: 

• Dirty Laundry on YouTube
• Static Beyond???
• Paste Magazine on The Boondock Saints
• James Bond is a superhero. Deal with it.

AND!, as promised, some of Chris’s texts from his watch of Punisher: War Zone:

I threw on the 2008 movie while lifting some weights. I’m half  an hour in and it’s a perfectly fine Punisher movie. 

And there’s no John Travolta. 

Damn. Attempted suicidide-by-dead-cop’s-wife. 

That’s a true Frank Punisher move. 

Unless this movie veers into the last half of the third act of Blade, I don’t see what’s wrong with it. 

He called him Mr. Punisher! 

This movie is fantastic! It’s everything I want from a Frank Punisher Tale! 

A fucking sword on the wall? 

Oh shit. We are entering last half of the third act of Blade territory.

This Frank has serious divorced dad vibes.

Oh God it’s getting worse.

Carlos didn’t deserve that.

HE WAS A SEMINARY STUDENT?!?!

FUCK THIS IS ESCALATING QUICKLY!

Did they only pay someone to edit the first half of this movie and let someone’s nephew do the back half? 

WHY IS THERE A SPEAR IN A DISUSED SAUNA?!?